Friday, October 24, 2003

Is this Iraq?

I lay down to sleep, but i can't. The night is dark and quiet. A long pause of silence and again interrupted with a sound or a bang. I can't take this much longer. It has been 3 days in a row, day or night there are explosions, sometimes in a continous fashion and sometimes really rapidly like the that of an MP5.

I hope this doesn't last long. It goes to show that despite the legislation and the security forces, we are all here to suffer. At this very moment as the end draws near (hopefully), there are still sounds of explosions, some just above my home and some in the distance.

This is Foong Hoh Yun reporting for GNN, on Deepavali in Malaysia.

Thought of the moment:
"Don't people ever get bored of burning away their money?"

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

http://cklife.tripod.com/PeterThePirate.mp3
http://cklife.tripod.com/TroubleWithCK.mp3
http://home.iprimus.com.au/cklife/EvenInTheEnd.mp3
http://home.iprimus.com.au/cklife/FckedupSong.mp3

hey guys.. download the songs from CK's band.. Ben's Bitches..
songs are all funny ..
you'll like it...

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

randalsage (11:02 PM) :
mandy oh mandy where have you been,
i always wait for you online,
but you're never seen,
so i'll wait till i see u go blink blink
then i'll be happy to ask how you've been
randalsage (3:34 AM) :
hey steph..

the world is moves and it's never static
it's filled with chaos and very erratic
so let's not panic and be frantic
so let's pack up a smile as wide as a mile,
and say "hey it's not that hectic"

Thursday, August 28, 2003

A vision (or hallucination?)

i dream a dream ,
of lovely rays so bright,
that fill my vision,
with such a wonderful sight.

a vision of a maiden,
so fair and true,
finally i realized,
i was dreaming of you...

Good Nite and sweet dreams

Thought of the moment:
"Sleep is good"

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

What the other people think about Australia

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism
Website and obviously the answers came from a real Australian.

1. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on
TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them
die.

2. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking

3. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad
tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water...

4. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.

5. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to
contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

6. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a
list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

7. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?
(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific which does
not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings
Cross. Come naked.

8. Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and
we'll send the rest of the directions.

9. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

10. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in
Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

11. Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.

12. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can
you tell me where I can sell it in Australia (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

13. Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?

14. Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population
is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

15. Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

17. Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is
illegal.

18. Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense
rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All
Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make
good pets.

19. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but Iforget
its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum
trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare
them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

21. Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the
girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

22. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

Wednesday, July 23, 2003

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
................
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or
not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and
dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also
ah !!!

Monday, July 21, 2003

In the face baby!!

Uni has started. Last saturday in a grading in Seapark. Got my face beaten up my Choon Ling and Garry. I've got a bruised/ bleeding lips as well as loosing a tooth. I just could carry on in the final match. Well went for a quick breakfast and rushed to the dentist.

Learnt a few things

1. I am not invincible.
Although i have the advantage of size, that doesn't mean my competitor can't be a cili padi (a whole bunch of whoop ass in a small package)

2. Be careful of the other competitor as well as my self
Karate sparring is just a sport, although it is suppose ot simulate realities of actual combat, it is point based scoring, not the number of teeth you can knock out of your opponent. Trust me after the amount of damage and blood that day, it looked like UFC(ultimate fighting championship), full contact fighting. Be aware that you're inflicting damage on another human being.

3. Use a mouth piece
Better to be uncomfortable for a moment than to suffer the loss of teeth.

4. Use a good pair of gloves for my sake as well as my competitors
Bare knuckle contact is extremely painful. Take precautions to save your knuckles from being broken and to save the opponent from damage.

5. It is just a game
It is just a game, what happens in the game is in the game. No matter what happens, don't hold grudges, and learn from mistakes (better to loose teeth in the ring rather than in real life)

Thought of the moment:
"I can't feel my tooth and my lips hurt"

Thursday, July 17, 2003

Check out Kranium's Page!!!!

Check out his site it's cool, it's the second one from the top of the navigational bar. Plus sorry guy with the muck up with the coding. I'm farely new to html.

Cheers.

Thought of the moment:
"Yeah baby, 94% for Internet Architecture

Monday, July 07, 2003

Where have all the parking gone? And where the hell do all the cars come from?

i got pissed with parking in hartamas, so i went against traffic, drove up the side of a hill from the main road, and parked at the top of the mound facing all the other fucking cars.. now that was 4WD action...

On the lighter note, my girlfriend Marina is coming back tomorrow. At least there can still be a holiday :)

Thought of the moment:
"My feet hurt from training and I can't wait for my darling to come home"

Friday, July 04, 2003

New Pictures are up!

These are the pics that i took during the last karate grading and the National Wushu Championship is Genting yesterday. Cheers

Tuesday, July 01, 2003

relationships are suppose to make us happy, content and whole..

underconstruction come back later and check it out ok?

Monday, June 30, 2003

The Perils of Dating
Contributed by panda_yan83@hotmail.com

AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.

JAPANESE WOMEN
First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as getting married to a
Japanese man tomorrow.

MALAY WOMEN
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna get circumcised. Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support
her whole family.
The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date: You have already realised that nothing's going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!

HONG KONG WOMEN
First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: you max out all your credit cards
Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base. (3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS)

(I've heard of all of these, but the last one was a surprise)

Friday, June 27, 2003

Qoute of the Day

This is really funny..... guys you'll understand.

"If your girlfriend says 'I love you', you should say back 'I love you too' " Qouted by XXX XXX (Crossed out to save this sod)

Anyway in 12 hours would be my final paper ECE4411. I should be able to pass it, erm.. yeah i better get on to completing the the last 2 chapters :)

Cheers people of the world.

Thought of the moment:
"Damn this coffee is really strong"

Friday, June 20, 2003

3 Down 2 to go

Yeah ECE3602, i think Sunway and Clayton were mostly destroyed by it. What a downer, its just sad if i can fail a paper twice. Bleh.

Thought of the moment:
"Management is such a boring subject, either that or i just deserve a masters in procrastination"

Monday, June 09, 2003

The end is near (again)

Mind is racing, can't get sound sleep, can't concentrate when studying... yes it's exam time... and this period which is usually my "crunch time" has been very relaxed. And i don't know why i suddenly have pimples, could it be the exams or the heat wave that we're getting in Malaysia? Anyway all the best to Clayton and Sunway students.

Thought of the moment:
"time to stop surfin' and start studying :) "

Thursday, May 29, 2003

Understanding Engineers
submitted by Jack Low (davidjackham@yahoo.com)

For those who are or for those who work with engineers.....

Understanding Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students were walking across the campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Understanding Engineers - Take Two

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three

A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with these people? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

The priest said, "Hey, here comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Hi George, what's the matter that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The green keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. Then the priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Four (my personal favorite!)

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems.

The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

Understanding Engineers - Take Five

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers - Take Six

Normal people ... believe that if it isn't broken, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it isn't broken, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Understanding Engineers - Take Seven

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Replied the architect and artist.

"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

Understanding Engineers - Take Eight

One day, an engineer was crossing a road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look. I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Thursday, May 15, 2003

Words of encouragement for myself

randalsage (10:36 PM) :
my dear... time is somethign we all don't have... you have to realise, if someone dies, they're gone, you can mourn for years if you want, but i choose to mourn for a day and move on... same thing for people, missed chances and oppertunities...

randalsage (10:37 PM) :
i've gone through enough mistakes to realise that we all fall, it's just how fast we get up and keep on running that counts...


Jeets

For a lot of you, that weren't with me in Australia, this was an affectionate name given to me by my close friends who are still there. This is also equivalent to 'extreme' and 'hardworking'. Example: JEEEEEEETSSS!!!! (Commonly heard from Julian and Jason whenever i do something really crazy, or just greetting me). By Heng yu: I'm gonna start jeetzing (start doing hardcore work). Siong JEEEETS (whoa, cool). Alas those j3375 days are gone. Oh i think i have to thank Tirath for coming up with the word and popularization to Jason and Julian. Somehow it became my nick, i wonder why? :) hehehehheh

Anyway for those who are on the verge of crumbling under pressure of exam stress (like me), remember, the end is near (one way or another).

Oh thanks to Wei Ann i actually found out today that there's an assignment due tomorrow and to Siong for passing me a sample answer. At least i'm not writing blind. I'm not gonna copy his work if that's what you bozzo's out there are thinking.

Thought of the moment:
"It's gonna be a loooooong night :)"

Saturday, May 10, 2003

Exams Are here!!!

Yeap it's that time of the semester again. So all the best to my buds in Monash Uni over in Clayton campus and also in Sunway Campus.

Thought of the moment:
"Things happen for a reason rite? :)"

Friday, April 04, 2003

failure is anything but sweet... it's bitterness lasts a lifetime

I've had it explaining why i'm back in Malaysia and why i'm still studying. The title says it all.

Thought of the moment:
"Sleep is such a luxury"

Wednesday, March 26, 2003

50 romantic things to do with your couple - The truth!!

1. Watch the sunset together. (Wat the hell....go to sleep better ler...)

2. Whisper to each other. (Fat hou, ah??)

3. Cook for each other. (Tar pou ler, waste of time and money..most likely get lousy food somemore...)

4. Walk in the rain. (Medical fees now cheap ah?...)

5. Hold hands. (ok lar this one is pretty normal, lor...)

6. Buy gifts for each other. (economy no good lar...save ler...)

7. Roses. (Roses do not last forever, maaa... Tree better ler....)

8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together. (what if u dislike the smell of his/her fav perfume ??how to tahan whole day?)

9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight. (Never kena kidnap by rebels before ah???)

10. Write poetry for each other. (For what??)

11. Hugs are the universal medicine. (Everywhere also hug meh???... banned in terengganu & kelantan, maa.. lokap terus man !!)

12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it. (action is better than word ler...)

13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc. (give something more pratical lar....wasting money ler..)

14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.(we can't predict the future, can we?)

15. Spend every seconds possible together. ( Toilet also can be possible together wat...do big business together ah?)

16. Look into each other's eyes. (See whether got tahi mata or not ah??)

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you loved her, and kiss her lightly. (Boring or not ah like this)

18.When in public, only flirt with each other. (gf - bf also need to be flirt ah?? budak kecil meh...)

19.Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking. (Wei...grow up lar....)

20.Buy her a ring. (propose first lar.....a lot of money meh???)

21.Sing to each other. (siew lum kungfu hou ..hhouu hoouu yeahhh - if u have watched shaolin soccer, u'll get the joke.)

22.Always hold her around her hips/sides. (scare she/he will run away ah??? - if she is like soo chin, she might scream!!!)

23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal. (Aiyo this is biasa ler....like that also romantic ah???)

24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?) (Dun be so gross ler, k???...)

25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart. (gross laa .. what if that guy has hairy body??)

26. Dance together. (Acceptable)

27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap. (what? u like pig ah??)

28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look on a mirror to read it. (Dun u feel boring that everytime,every where also i love u i love u notes...)

29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes ( stop bothering them lar pls....give them a break !)

30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you. (For what....to make u even busier ah...do work lar...never concentrate)

31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them. (u gila ah...never bring them to vacation somemore call them...lor keng or chan heng ah ...)

32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them. (what has it got to do with romantic ah?)

34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears. (well...soo???)

35. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points) ( u pak tor with her parents or her ah???)

36. Brush her hair out of her face for her. (she got no hand meh? need u to do for her ah?..itchy hand u got there, ah?)

37. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points) (will she feel romantic if u do that? - she might find ur presence annoying ...coz no more girl talk)

38. Go to church/pray/worship together. (come on lar...brother.... u ain't serious rite? so holy one meh ??)

39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked. (jack..u jump, i jump .... nyiak ... pui!!!....)

40. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice. (mistake do happen ler, baby)

41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her. (write an essay or daily report to her/him lor...)

42. Make sacrifices for each other. (Go outside the road and let a car bang on u ah?...)

43. Really love each other, or don't stay together. (apa ini..apa cakap...wei wake up lar...)

44. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it. (Love doesn't come in this way, okie....)

45. Love yourself before you love anyone else. ( hold on to yourself and start kissing yourself lor..)

46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages. ($%^%&^%*&%@ - u guys actually called this romantic?)

47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio. (Fan sau chung yiew choi yu tin ah?)

48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other. ( sleep sleep ler... why wanna waste phone bill??...)

49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash. ( which part to stand ah???!!!..hehe)

50. Never forget the goodnight kiss. And always remember to say, "Sweet dreams." ( like that ah? morning kiss leh, tea break kissleh...lunch kiss leh..dinner kiss ... suppper kiss leh...)

Colin Charles, byte@aeon.com.my

Saturday, March 22, 2003

A painful week

Gillian (3:28 PM) :
hello
how was ur week?
randalsage (3:31 PM) :
aiks lets see, i had a bleeding ass in the begginning which made me feel like a girl... and on wednesday i went under the knife to remove it... couldn't shit for 2 days because of the almost 1 foot piece of gause in my ass... got discharged on friday... now whenever i shit , my ass feels like it's on fire... i think in general,.... it has been a very painful week

Thought of the moment:
"My ass is on fire!!!!!!!"

Friday, March 21, 2003

A Minor Operation(Ouch!!!)

oh what a marvelous thing to finally arrive home,
my butt's been ripped and stitched,
and stuffed up like a puff fish.

so here i am with a burning hole,
a literal pain in the ass,
and this is no joke,

so i may take small steps and walk funny,
but i'm tolerant, so if you make a joke,
i'll try not to punch you in the belly.

Thought of the moment:
"My ass, My ass is on fire"

Thursday, March 13, 2003

Poetic Justice?

randalsage (1:16 AM) :
gillian gillian bored as can be,
me here busy like a bee,
she's worried about time,
and i'm worried that this won't rhyme

so i think it's safe to say
that we ain't making hay
so hit the sack and have a nights sleep
then we'll be up to go from first beep
Gillian (1:17 AM) :
heeheh...how poetic..
randalsage (1:20 AM) :
aiks...
gillian is shocked,
that i aint empty like ngong tok tok,
there's more than the eye can see,
stay long and you'll see from a to zee

I really have to get some sleep ... i'm in like the twilight zone or something like that. I think my axe will be sharper when i wake up. Then i can hack at the quesitons and books.

Thought of the moment:
"sleep..... "

Tuesday, March 04, 2003

The Uni has COME

Time to drop the crap,
and stop playing games,
time to give myself a slap,
and stop calling names.

so work hard to stay alive,
do it sincerely with stride,
so stop bloggging stupid,
shit this stuff doesn't even rhyme.

Thought of the moment:
"I don't know whether to be happy or be sad that uni has started, like always i think i'll start regretting that i missed uni in a months time"
Sean Connery and Kylie Minouge

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kylie said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place."

So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your right hand."

Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.

Then Sean says, "Kylie that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my balls in your
left hand, and my dick in your right hand."

Kylie is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing.

Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"

Sean replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a slut from Melbourne, she stole my wallet."

Contributed by Sean

Saturday, March 01, 2003

An Eternity of suffering

I understand that i have dissapointed alot of people. Everytime a person asks me when i'll be going back to Melbourne, I have the repeat the same lines over and over again, until i feel like buying a recorder and carrying it with me to save my energy in explaining it. I understand that my parents fear that i can't make it. They too often have seen people going through the same path as have and it hurts them to think that i too may be one of those people who don't succeed.

Life right now for me is a living hell. University has helped me see my true capabilities, and yet somehow, recently i've been lacking. Like how it took a car collision to turn my materials engineering from a definite fail to a high distinction. But then when i look back at the projects that really meant the most to me, these are the ones that required the most amount of effort, sweat, hairloss and loss of sleep. I suppose i should stop waiting for the lightning to strike me.

I was just watching some anime when i had a call from australia. It was Julian, Colin, Wan Sze and Felicity. They again reminded me to work hard, so that my reward would be among their presence like how we used to be when i was there for the whole of 2002. Although i am hopeful that i'll return, i also have to think practically and realistically. I will perform my best here, and i will complete my course. My friends, it seems that this is my living hell that i have to go through, and i'm sure that this period in my life would surely have an impact on my life on a whole.

So guys, what goes around comes around. I got what i deserve, I'll cherish the times that we had, and i'll regret forever the great times that i'll miss not being there right now. Till we meet again ECSE classmates and friends in OZland.

Colin, I really do wanna cry now man. Sob.

Thought of the moment:
"I feel like shit"

Thursday, February 27, 2003

Regret

byte ;-) (3:58 PM) :
sigh. we want you back man!
randalsage (12:11 AM) :
i want to be back man... let's just say that i have to accept this as my punishment... well i'll always remember the walk around melbourne at 3 in the morn... ciaos... keep intouch man... i'll see you guys sometime in the future...

Somehow my lack of performance in my studies would always haunt me till i graduate. I suppose this is the punishment that deserve. So long and farewell to all my classmates over in Australia.

Thought of the moment:
" When am i going to get my car back? I'm so darn bored"

Thursday, February 20, 2003

My day in a nutshell

Watched charmed season 1 till i got bored. Then went over to my friends place to have lunch and hang about. Then stayed to see a few episodes of Chobits burnt a few CDs and then came home. Fell asleep till evening and woke up to jog for 1/2 an hour. Had dinner and saw CSI on AXN and then tinkering with my computer till now.

Thought of the moment:
"BORED, when am i getting my car back? when is uni going to start?"

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Car is gone!!!

I have until March 3rd before my class starts. But i feel as though my wings have been clipped. My car has been sent for respraying and it wouold take 10 days to get it done. Sigh, there's only that much that i can endure staying in the house.

On another note, managed to chat with 2 of my tuition mates from 5 years ago. Looking forward to meeting them.

Serious incident in Korea, i hope my friend Kim is ok.

Thought of the moment:
"Sleepy, gotta disconn and ZZZZzzzzzzzz......"

Saturday, February 08, 2003

The time to panic once again

Somehow i'd rather be beaten up by a buch of girls than to prepare for an exam. Yes i took a summer course in Introduction to E-Commerce. I did enjoy the course and the coursework but the exams, eh you get my drift.

Well wish me luck :)

Though of the moment:
"I am hungry, i need something savoury"

Friday, January 31, 2003

Happy Chinese New Year

Once again this joyous occasion comes about. This is the occasion where you get to meet up with your relatives and friends. Besides the red packets that would be distributed, there would also be the food.

I can't wait, there's just so much to describe but i'll let the pictures which i hope to put up illustrate it for you.

So to all my visitors, Gong Hei Fat Choy (erm i think it means have a prosperous year)

Thought of the moment:
" I hope i don't lose that much from gambling this time around "

Thursday, January 23, 2003

Assignment 2

Sigh... another assignment on the way... and i've been through vandread season 1 and 2 within the past 2 days. I've been succeeding in everything but the assignment. I am the Procratinator! I shall find all miniscule tasks and laze till i find that it's urgent. Then i'll rush to get it done :)

Thought of the moment:
"Work work work work, get to work you clutz"

Tuesday, January 21, 2003

Re-admitted

Yes, i have been readmitted in to monash uni, on condition that i transfer back to Malaysia. That's actually quite acceptable. So now i'll consider applying for Streamyx as well as closing some of the accounts that i have in Australia. Sigh, and i blame it all on myself. So a new year and a new start.

Thought of the moment:
"i better not screw up this time"

Thursday, January 16, 2003

The cost of failing

Cheryl Yap (11:48 PM) :
wat do you mean??
randalsage (11:50 PM) :
i'll stay here at least for one semester to see if i call pull my grades up
Cheryl Yap (11:50 PM) :
you mean you're not coming back to australia this coming sem?
randalsage (11:50 PM) :
most unlikely...
Cheryl Yap (11:50 PM) :
oh no.. there'll be no one left for me to hang with
randalsage (11:51 PM) :
i didn't even buy my ticket...
Cheryl Yap (11:51 PM) :
ok...
daytona (11:52 PM) :
:(
Cheryl Yap (11:53 PM) :
i dunno wat to say..
daytona (11:56 PM) :
don't need to say anything... just wanna let you know that your presense has made a difference in my life
Cheryl Yap (11:56 PM) :
really?
daytona (11:57 PM) :
yeah baby...
Cheryl Yap (11:58 PM) :
haha ok don't have to try to sound so sexy yah?
randalsage (11:58 PM) :
nope it's just my usual tone to frighten away all the girls...
Cheryl Yap (11:58 PM) :
haha.. but i'm not frightened
Cheryl Yap (11:58 PM) :
i think.
randalsage (11:59 PM) :
i think in some sense you understand me alot...
Cheryl Yap (0:00 AM) :
hehe why do you say so? perhaps becos i'm the female version of you.. only prettier :)
randalsage (0:00 AM) :
hahhahahahha
Cheryl Yap (0:01 AM) :
am i right or wat??
randalsage (0:01 AM) :
i didn't say that
randalsage (0:01 AM) :
you're not as desperate as i am...
Cheryl Yap (0:01 AM) :
oh yes i forget that.
Cheryl Yap (0:01 AM) :
but i can't quite imagine roberts without you!

I hope this clears up some stuff, and yes this message is for all of you, no matter how miniscule, you've contributed to my experience in Australia and i'm thankful. I hope to meet you guys up one day ... sniff.... :(

Thought of the moment:
"Oh the food, cars and girls"

Saturday, January 11, 2003

Barracuda Baby!!!!!

Yeap i've finally decided to upgrade my hard disk. I got from Manohar a 80Gb 7200rpm unit from seagate. Looks like i don't have to worry about disk space for a while.

Thought of the moment:
"and then.... yarrrrr!!!!!"

Tuesday, January 07, 2003

Summer School

Yeap the holidays over for now, gotta go to school everyday from 8.30 to 12.30. Can't get enough of Charmed and Smallville though.

Thought of the moment:
"SmallVille.... SmallVille......."

Thursday, January 02, 2003

Happy New Year

A year comes and go,
just after a guy went hohoho!
let's be proud and say:
i got through it all , my own way