Monday, June 30, 2003

The Perils of Dating
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.

First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as getting married to a
Japanese man tomorrow.

First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna get circumcised. Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support
her whole family.
The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date: You have already realised that nothing's going to happen.

First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!

First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: you max out all your credit cards
Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base. (3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS)

(I've heard of all of these, but the last one was a surprise)

Friday, June 27, 2003

Qoute of the Day

This is really funny..... guys you'll understand.

"If your girlfriend says 'I love you', you should say back 'I love you too' " Qouted by XXX XXX (Crossed out to save this sod)

Anyway in 12 hours would be my final paper ECE4411. I should be able to pass it, erm.. yeah i better get on to completing the the last 2 chapters :)

Cheers people of the world.

Thought of the moment:
"Damn this coffee is really strong"

Friday, June 20, 2003

3 Down 2 to go

Yeah ECE3602, i think Sunway and Clayton were mostly destroyed by it. What a downer, its just sad if i can fail a paper twice. Bleh.

Thought of the moment:
"Management is such a boring subject, either that or i just deserve a masters in procrastination"

Monday, June 09, 2003

The end is near (again)

Mind is racing, can't get sound sleep, can't concentrate when studying... yes it's exam time... and this period which is usually my "crunch time" has been very relaxed. And i don't know why i suddenly have pimples, could it be the exams or the heat wave that we're getting in Malaysia? Anyway all the best to Clayton and Sunway students.

Thought of the moment:
"time to stop surfin' and start studying :) "