50 romantic things to do with your couple - The truth!!

1. Watch the sunset together. (Wat the hell....go to sleep better ler...)

2. Whisper to each other. (Fat hou, ah??)

3. Cook for each other. (Tar pou ler, waste of time and money..most likely get lousy food somemore...)

4. Walk in the rain. (Medical fees now cheap ah?...)

5. Hold hands. (ok lar this one is pretty normal, lor...)

6. Buy gifts for each other. (economy no good lar...save ler...)

7. Roses. (Roses do not last forever, maaa... Tree better ler....)

8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together. (what if u dislike the smell of his/her fav perfume ??how to tahan whole day?)

9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight. (Never kena kidnap by rebels before ah???)

10. Write poetry for each other. (For what??)

11. Hugs are the universal medicine. (Everywhere also hug meh???... banned in terengganu & kelantan, maa.. lokap terus man !!)

12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it. (action is better than word ler...)

13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc. (give something more pratical lar....wasting money ler..)

14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.(we can't predict the future, can we?)

15. Spend every seconds possible together. ( Toilet also can be possible together wat...do big business together ah?)

16. Look into each other's eyes. (See whether got tahi mata or not ah??)

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you loved her, and kiss her lightly. (Boring or not ah like this)

18.When in public, only flirt with each other. (gf - bf also need to be flirt ah?? budak kecil meh...)

19.Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking. (Wei...grow up lar....)

20.Buy her a ring. (propose first lar.....a lot of money meh???)

21.Sing to each other. (siew lum kungfu hou ..hhouu hoouu yeahhh - if u have watched shaolin soccer, u'll get the joke.)

22.Always hold her around her hips/sides. (scare she/he will run away ah??? - if she is like soo chin, she might scream!!!)

23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal. (Aiyo this is biasa ler....like that also romantic ah???)

24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?) (Dun be so gross ler, k???...)

25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart. (gross laa .. what if that guy has hairy body??)

26. Dance together. (Acceptable)

27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap. (what? u like pig ah??)

28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look on a mirror to read it. (Dun u feel boring that everytime,every where also i love u i love u notes...)

29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes ( stop bothering them lar pls....give them a break !)

30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you. (For what....to make u even busier ah...do work lar...never concentrate)

31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them. (u gila ah...never bring them to vacation somemore call them...lor keng or chan heng ah ...)

32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them. (what has it got to do with romantic ah?)

34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears. (well...soo???)

35. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points) ( u pak tor with her parents or her ah???)

36. Brush her hair out of her face for her. (she got no hand meh? need u to do for her ah?..itchy hand u got there, ah?)

37. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points) (will she feel romantic if u do that? - she might find ur presence annoying ...coz no more girl talk)

38. Go to church/pray/worship together. (come on lar...brother.... u ain't serious rite? so holy one meh ??)

39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked. (jack..u jump, i jump .... nyiak ... pui!!!....)

40. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice. (mistake do happen ler, baby)

41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her. (write an essay or daily report to her/him lor...)

42. Make sacrifices for each other. (Go outside the road and let a car bang on u ah?...)

43. Really love each other, or don't stay together. (apa ini..apa cakap...wei wake up lar...)

44. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it. (Love doesn't come in this way, okie....)

45. Love yourself before you love anyone else. ( hold on to yourself and start kissing yourself lor..)

46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages. ($%^%&^%*&%@ - u guys actually called this romantic?)

47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio. (Fan sau chung yiew choi yu tin ah?)

48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other. ( sleep sleep ler... why wanna waste phone bill??...)

49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash. ( which part to stand ah???!!!..hehe)

50. Never forget the goodnight kiss. And always remember to say, "Sweet dreams." ( like that ah? morning kiss leh, tea break kissleh...lunch kiss leh..dinner kiss ... suppper kiss leh...)

Colin Charles, byte@aeon.com.my

A painful week

Gillian (3:28 PM) :
hello
how was ur week?
randalsage (3:31 PM) :
aiks lets see, i had a bleeding ass in the begginning which made me feel like a girl... and on wednesday i went under the knife to remove it... couldn't shit for 2 days because of the almost 1 foot piece of gause in my ass... got discharged on friday... now whenever i shit , my ass feels like it's on fire... i think in general,.... it has been a very painful week

Thought of the moment:
"My ass is on fire!!!!!!!"

A Minor Operation(Ouch!!!)

oh what a marvelous thing to finally arrive home,
my butt's been ripped and stitched,
and stuffed up like a puff fish.

so here i am with a burning hole,
a literal pain in the ass,
and this is no joke,

so i may take small steps and walk funny,
but i'm tolerant, so if you make a joke,
i'll try not to punch you in the belly.

Thought of the moment:
"My ass, My ass is on fire"

Poetic Justice?

randalsage (1:16 AM) :
gillian gillian bored as can be,
me here busy like a bee,
she's worried about time,
and i'm worried that this won't rhyme

so i think it's safe to say
that we ain't making hay
so hit the sack and have a nights sleep
then we'll be up to go from first beep
Gillian (1:17 AM) :
heeheh...how poetic..
randalsage (1:20 AM) :
aiks...
gillian is shocked,
that i aint empty like ngong tok tok,
there's more than the eye can see,
stay long and you'll see from a to zee

I really have to get some sleep ... i'm in like the twilight zone or something like that. I think my axe will be sharper when i wake up. Then i can hack at the quesitons and books.

Thought of the moment:
"sleep..... "

The Uni has COME

Time to drop the crap,
and stop playing games,
time to give myself a slap,
and stop calling names.

so work hard to stay alive,
do it sincerely with stride,
so stop bloggging stupid,
shit this stuff doesn't even rhyme.

Thought of the moment:
"I don't know whether to be happy or be sad that uni has started, like always i think i'll start regretting that i missed uni in a months time"

Sean Connery and Kylie Minouge

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kylie said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place."

So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your right hand."

Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.

Then Sean says, "Kylie that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my balls in your
left hand, and my dick in your right hand."

Kylie is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing.

Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"

Sean replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a slut from Melbourne, she stole my wallet."

Contributed by Sean

An Eternity of suffering

I understand that i have dissapointed alot of people. Everytime a person asks me when i'll be going back to Melbourne, I have the repeat the same lines over and over again, until i feel like buying a recorder and carrying it with me to save my energy in explaining it. I understand that my parents fear that i can't make it. They too often have seen people going through the same path as have and it hurts them to think that i too may be one of those people who don't succeed.

Life right now for me is a living hell. University has helped me see my true capabilities, and yet somehow, recently i've been lacking. Like how it took a car collision to turn my materials engineering from a definite fail to a high distinction. But then when i look back at the projects that really meant the most to me, these are the ones that required the most amount of effort, sweat, hairloss and loss of sleep. I suppose i should stop waiting for the lightning to strike me.

I was just watching some anime when i had a call from australia. It was Julian, Colin, Wan Sze and Felicity. They again reminded me to work hard, so that my reward would be among their presence like how we used to be when i was there for the whole of 2002. Although i am hopeful that i'll return, i also have to think practically and realistically. I will perform my best here, and i will complete my course. My friends, it seems that this is my living hell that i have to go through, and i'm sure that this period in my life would surely have an impact on my life on a whole.

So guys, what goes around comes around. I got what i deserve, I'll cherish the times that we had, and i'll regret forever the great times that i'll miss not being there right now. Till we meet again ECSE classmates and friends in OZland.

Colin, I really do wanna cry now man. Sob.

Thought of the moment:
"I feel like shit"