Wednesday, July 23, 2003

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and
dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also
ah !!!

Monday, July 21, 2003

In the face baby!!

Uni has started. Last saturday in a grading in Seapark. Got my face beaten up my Choon Ling and Garry. I've got a bruised/ bleeding lips as well as loosing a tooth. I just could carry on in the final match. Well went for a quick breakfast and rushed to the dentist.

Learnt a few things

1. I am not invincible.
Although i have the advantage of size, that doesn't mean my competitor can't be a cili padi (a whole bunch of whoop ass in a small package)

2. Be careful of the other competitor as well as my self
Karate sparring is just a sport, although it is suppose ot simulate realities of actual combat, it is point based scoring, not the number of teeth you can knock out of your opponent. Trust me after the amount of damage and blood that day, it looked like UFC(ultimate fighting championship), full contact fighting. Be aware that you're inflicting damage on another human being.

3. Use a mouth piece
Better to be uncomfortable for a moment than to suffer the loss of teeth.

4. Use a good pair of gloves for my sake as well as my competitors
Bare knuckle contact is extremely painful. Take precautions to save your knuckles from being broken and to save the opponent from damage.

5. It is just a game
It is just a game, what happens in the game is in the game. No matter what happens, don't hold grudges, and learn from mistakes (better to loose teeth in the ring rather than in real life)

Thought of the moment:
"I can't feel my tooth and my lips hurt"

Thursday, July 17, 2003

Check out Kranium's Page!!!!

Check out his site it's cool, it's the second one from the top of the navigational bar. Plus sorry guy with the muck up with the coding. I'm farely new to html.


Thought of the moment:
"Yeah baby, 94% for Internet Architecture

Monday, July 07, 2003

Where have all the parking gone? And where the hell do all the cars come from?

i got pissed with parking in hartamas, so i went against traffic, drove up the side of a hill from the main road, and parked at the top of the mound facing all the other fucking cars.. now that was 4WD action...

On the lighter note, my girlfriend Marina is coming back tomorrow. At least there can still be a holiday :)

Thought of the moment:
"My feet hurt from training and I can't wait for my darling to come home"

Friday, July 04, 2003

New Pictures are up!

These are the pics that i took during the last karate grading and the National Wushu Championship is Genting yesterday. Cheers

Tuesday, July 01, 2003

relationships are suppose to make us happy, content and whole..

underconstruction come back later and check it out ok?