IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET HER FREE..
IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS,
IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...

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The New Versions... ... ... ... ... .

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Shakespeare:

If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison,
suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:

IF you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
*If she comes back,
and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat*

C Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she)=="TRUE")
{
m_she.free();
if(m_she == "NULL")
m_she new CShe;
}

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly
states that... .

Bill Gates:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Salesman:

If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Insurance agent:

If you love someone,
Show her the plan ... .
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physician:

If you love someone,
set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force
or the angle of collision between two objects
did not synchronize at the right angle.

Flirter:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back.....
show her your new gurlfren

Mathematician:

If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanuts!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 [cos (52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c],
where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:

If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt It Down and Kill It... !!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT,,,,,,, (hehe)

The real thing is:

If you love someone,
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE,
you CARELESS IDIOT!!!(Dumb ass!!)

Thanks to Stephanie Wang for the original Friendster bulletin post