50 romantic things to do with your couple - The truth!!

1. Watch the sunset together. (Wat the hell....go to sleep better ler...)

2. Whisper to each other. (Fat hou, ah??)

3. Cook for each other. (Tar pou ler, waste of time and money..most likely get lousy food somemore...)

4. Walk in the rain. (Medical fees now cheap ah?...)

5. Hold hands. (ok lar this one is pretty normal, lor...)

6. Buy gifts for each other. (economy no good lar...save ler...)

7. Roses. (Roses do not last forever, maaa... Tree better ler....)

8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together. (what if u dislike the smell of his/her fav perfume ??how to tahan whole day?)

9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight. (Never kena kidnap by rebels before ah???)

10. Write poetry for each other. (For what??)

11. Hugs are the universal medicine. (Everywhere also hug meh???... banned in terengganu & kelantan, maa.. lokap terus man !!)

12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it. (action is better than word ler...)

13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc. (give something more pratical lar....wasting money ler..)

14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.(we can't predict the future, can we?)

15. Spend every seconds possible together. ( Toilet also can be possible together wat...do big business together ah?)

16. Look into each other's eyes. (See whether got tahi mata or not ah??)

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you loved her, and kiss her lightly. (Boring or not ah like this)

18.When in public, only flirt with each other. (gf - bf also need to be flirt ah?? budak kecil meh...)

19.Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking. (Wei...grow up lar....)

20.Buy her a ring. (propose first lar.....a lot of money meh???)

21.Sing to each other. (siew lum kungfu hou ..hhouu hoouu yeahhh - if u have watched shaolin soccer, u'll get the joke.)

22.Always hold her around her hips/sides. (scare she/he will run away ah??? - if she is like soo chin, she might scream!!!)

23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal. (Aiyo this is biasa ler....like that also romantic ah???)

24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?) (Dun be so gross ler, k???...)

25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart. (gross laa .. what if that guy has hairy body??)

26. Dance together. (Acceptable)

27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap. (what? u like pig ah??)

28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look on a mirror to read it. (Dun u feel boring that everytime,every where also i love u i love u notes...)

29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes ( stop bothering them lar pls....give them a break !)

30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you. (For what....to make u even busier ah...do work lar...never concentrate)

31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them. (u gila ah...never bring them to vacation somemore call them...lor keng or chan heng ah ...)

32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them. (what has it got to do with romantic ah?)

34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears. (well...soo???)

35. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points) ( u pak tor with her parents or her ah???)

36. Brush her hair out of her face for her. (she got no hand meh? need u to do for her ah?..itchy hand u got there, ah?)

37. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points) (will she feel romantic if u do that? - she might find ur presence annoying ...coz no more girl talk)

38. Go to church/pray/worship together. (come on lar...brother.... u ain't serious rite? so holy one meh ??)

39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked. (jack..u jump, i jump .... nyiak ... pui!!!....)

40. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice. (mistake do happen ler, baby)

41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her. (write an essay or daily report to her/him lor...)

42. Make sacrifices for each other. (Go outside the road and let a car bang on u ah?...)

43. Really love each other, or don't stay together. (apa ini..apa cakap...wei wake up lar...)

44. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it. (Love doesn't come in this way, okie....)

45. Love yourself before you love anyone else. ( hold on to yourself and start kissing yourself lor..)

46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages. ($%^%&^%*&%@ - u guys actually called this romantic?)

47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio. (Fan sau chung yiew choi yu tin ah?)

48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other. ( sleep sleep ler... why wanna waste phone bill??...)

49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash. ( which part to stand ah???!!!..hehe)

50. Never forget the goodnight kiss. And always remember to say, "Sweet dreams." ( like that ah? morning kiss leh, tea break kissleh...lunch kiss leh..dinner kiss ... suppper kiss leh...)

Colin Charles, byte@aeon.com.my