A Minor Operation(Ouch!!!)

oh what a marvelous thing to finally arrive home,
my butt's been ripped and stitched,
and stuffed up like a puff fish.

so here i am with a burning hole,
a literal pain in the ass,
and this is no joke,

so i may take small steps and walk funny,
but i'm tolerant, so if you make a joke,
i'll try not to punch you in the belly.

Thought of the moment:
"My ass, My ass is on fire"